CryptoShibe sidequest complete

Yesterday I received an offer from CryptoShibe that was too good to refuse. In exchange for 100 $MJV I could become the first person ever to have CryptoShibe Platinum.

The only problem? I didn't have any $MJV, and despite putting some offers out there at competitive rates nobody would bite.

Luckily I came accross an interesting opportunity in the form of "Fools Gold".

"... has absolutely no monetary value"

I hopped on over to their discord to find 2 other people in there. Maybe not the best start, but it could also be a sign that I'm getting in on something early...

There is a discord channel where you can paste your address and receive some free fools gold. It said that the first 100 people would receive 1 million each - I had to do it.

Living life on the bleeding edge of meme CAT development

A man who I only know as "Charlie Foxtrot" appeared and showered us with fools gold, including a surprise bonus for being in the top 5.

The "little" bonus turned out to be an extra 1,500,000 coins.

As soon as the coins hit my wallet I immediately scrambled to put an offer together and post it on Keybase. 500,000 fools gold for 100 Mojodice, that ought to do it... I figured I should take advantage of my position as one of the first holders of this coin to obtain the Mojodice necessary to claim the real prize - CryptoShibe Platinum.

The strategy paid off. Within only a few short minutes somebody accepted the offer.

I was now in a position to make the trade that all of this had been building up towards.

The offer file was sent over discord and accepted.

Current portfolio breakdown

CAT Amount Description
SBX 967 Meme coin that promises to be galactic internet money
LKY8 500 Meme coin with a lower supply than Spacebucks
ROSE 25 Platform token developed by Chives
USDS 0.01 USD Stablecoin from Stably
XIP 2,000,000 A coin that "has absolutely no monetary value"
CSHP 1,337 The more exclusive cousin of CryptoShibe Gold

The next big goal

I hang out on the chia plot discord and have seen people discussing trading fractions of a marmot coin.

Some people are disgusted by the idea of splitting the marmot coins into pieces. Others are more open to the idea that all marmot coin holders are equal and should be treated the same.

All I know is that I can't afford a whole marmot coin. If I'm to have any chance at reaching 1 million USDS I need to be exposed to this new marmot based asset class. The best I can do is try to make an offer competitive enough to obtain a small slither of a marmot. It's a long shot but at this point I have nothing to lose.

Trade offers

250 CSHP for 0.001 MRMT - Become the second person to have CryptoShibe Platinum
0.01 USDS for 0.000111111111 XCH

As always, I am open to any trade offers sent to or on twitter!

Update 1: USDS for XCH offer has been accepted

Update 2: I cancelled the CSHP offer in order to have enough change to accept a separate offer made on twitter for 1 XCH!

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